That’s because she can’t see that it’s me under the brim.

Is he the local Burgermeister?

That’s superb! A real piece of history – traceable too. So, why would a helmet be in the wreck of an aircraft? Defensive gunner perhaps? You could really get some provenance from a relic like that.

Oh

It sounds like they might be. Are they playing the social game then?

Is the families main breadwinner called Ben E. Fit?

umm well for a start if it is real, it is worth a fortune (unless repainted and with cheap repro decals) and if you have these items they are either fake or you got a bargin (or i’ve been incredibly ripped off). Well if you bought a lufftwaffe helmet for 40. (easily done in that state – but not an original with original paint and decals unlesss you were spotted a mile off) If you have it and want to sell it bring it here now and if it is real i will give you 500 (So, for $500 or £500, how many would he like? I will buy and resell as many as he can afford.) Postage free as i’m feeling generous!

What’s not resting?

Are they Catholics?