“walking around the Pyramids of Giza. has to be one of the most amazing experiences in the world!”

You want camel ride? Hey. Camel ride?

I found them underwhelming in all honesty. I find a lot of stuff underwhelming now, from seeing loads of special places on various trips. Now Petra….that place was staggering! Took my breath away for hours! A vast area that is all simply amazing.

Petra (Jordan), Delphi (Greece), and Karnak (Egypt) are the three most fantastic places i’ve been to. And that new Tesco’s at Great Yarmouth. I wish i’d been able to get to Abu Simbel, but that wasn’t posssible. Baalbek in the Lebanon is also pretty high up there.

Google says Charles Whitman.

No, at the college.

He was a Marine. Just like that other guy – what was his name? Dude on the tower?

I try to refresh my memory, and find the Darkness (local boys who I have never heard of) have sung about him.

We have panthers here somewhere. Do these idiots really believe it is better for the animal? Like terrapins. Last thing we want is panthers roaming around – we have have enough on our plate with Shuck.

Who is?

oH, i DON’T KNOW aNNA. i JUST HAVEN’T CHANGED MY OPINION SINCE THE WAY IT WAS THE DAY BEFORE SHE DIED. ********. Caps Lock was on.

Bear in mind that what I have written, and worse, was the kind of feeling that was prevalent throughout the British press AND public at the time leading up to her tragic (but irrelevant) death. She was a vacuous slut, and she came close to wrecking a British (well, German) institution that is held in very high regard throughout the world, as well as ridiculing our nation. Diana became a ridiculous figure before the end, and I for one could not care less that she is dead – she certainly wasn’t anyone to admire in my book. And, what is more, Fergie would have got it before her if it had been a conspiracy. Not that I wish her dead, far from it (not a capital offence), but all this bloody carping on about her, I mean, do we have a collective guilty conscience for being nasty to her or something? Get out of the news woman. Be dead properly. You’re not bloody JFK!