How can he revisit if he never existed? There’s a flaw in your question.

Who’s JR? How did they sour it? Etc? I personally haven’t got a clue what you are on about.

(Did they shoot him?)

Dunno. Janie had it last. When she gets the bit between her teeth there’s no stopping her.

My wife has been looking for a bone every morning since I turned 30.

Hmm. That was below the belt.

Janie, Janie, who the F*** is Janie?

It’s a day out mate.

Yeah, they weighed our stuff coming back from France, and my wife brought 2 months worth of baby clothes. I brought a pair of jeans and 7 pairs of socks. Cost us £35. But I travel light anyway. For a weekend in Belgium I figure I need:

T-shirt, jeans, 2 pairs of socks. Blazer, tie, trousers and 2 shirts. Camera/flash/lens/cards (Luggage, hand luggage, and one camera is, I believe, the standard allowance on flights). Beer tokens. Porn. Cigars and lighter.

I ahve to bring two 1:48 scale Typhoons, some display boards, and a piece of mahogany as well, but 15kgs shouldn’t be a problem. Anyway, at 35 pence, I can pay a surcharge if I must.

609 had some dogs. Blitz, Spit (ex-Sailor Malan) and Bullshi t (de Selys). Andre Blanco lost Spit in London when he went drinking – a major black. Plus William de Goat.

At Legends, when I drove in via the guardroom, they told me I wasn’t allowed to bring animals on site. I told them they should stand to attention and salute when an Air Commodore arrives and had no further trouble. Unless Oscar is of high rank, I doubt he is a dog. Maybe someone misheard. Maybe it was ‘S’ Car. As it is no longer where it was, I assume you are asking us if we sa the ‘S’ car go. Ask a Frenchman.