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February 15, 2010 at 10:38 pm in reply to: General Discussion #328535

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If I knew what spanging was I could erase that awful image of just what you might be doing to a fish.

Regards,

kev35

LoL. Spang. It’s the noise made when an Arrow is fired from a Bow. There is no other on-a-mat-up-here for it.
Bass, as in ace, not Bass, as in crass.
Or bad Beer.
Or a fish with a mouth larger than its head for that matter.

February 15, 2010 at 10:38 pm in reply to: The 'Northern Ireland' Thread #1907565

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If I knew what spanging was I could erase that awful image of just what you might be doing to a fish.

Regards,

kev35

LoL. Spang. It’s the noise made when an Arrow is fired from a Bow. There is no other on-a-mat-up-here for it.
Bass, as in ace, not Bass, as in crass.
Or bad Beer.
Or a fish with a mouth larger than its head for that matter.

February 15, 2010 at 10:34 pm in reply to: Air France fat surcharge. #480689

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Breaking news on Fat.

Hollywood director Kevin Smith (Who?) was slung off Southwest AL. flight for being too fat to fly.

The airline states that overweight passengers must be able to lower both armrests or pay for two seats.
He said on his Twitter page: “I know I’m fat. But was [the flight captain] really justified in throwing me off a flight for which I was already seated?

February 15, 2010 at 10:19 pm in reply to: General Discussion #328566

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Grrrrrrrrrrrrr 😡

Do you spang on a Bass too?

Actually, I like Bass.
Oh, and on topic. I’m at a Hotel in Belfast this week, right next to a great big anti British banner on a gable end!!!! And I’ll be drinking in that beautiful pub….the one that has been blasted more than any other….wotsitsname goddamit.

The last Bomb that went off killed nobody. People were just stuck to the walls. The Irish had invented the “No more nails” bomb.

February 15, 2010 at 10:19 pm in reply to: The 'Northern Ireland' Thread #1907593

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Grrrrrrrrrrrrr 😡

Do you spang on a Bass too?

Actually, I like Bass.
Oh, and on topic. I’m at a Hotel in Belfast this week, right next to a great big anti British banner on a gable end!!!! And I’ll be drinking in that beautiful pub….the one that has been blasted more than any other….wotsitsname goddamit.

The last Bomb that went off killed nobody. People were just stuck to the walls. The Irish had invented the “No more nails” bomb.

February 15, 2010 at 10:12 pm in reply to: Air France fat surcharge. #480690

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The trouble is, what if my friend Bill Pearl gets on the flight?

His surcharge would be on denouncing manliness.:D Shaved men belong in the water, trying to knock 0.0000000000000000001 of a second off the swimming records.

Anyway, his backside would fit in a seat. He may have to lean a bit to (a) Let the dinner lady past (b) let the guy next to him breathe (c) Assist in the aircraft turning.

February 15, 2010 at 10:09 pm in reply to: Air France fat surcharge. #480693

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I think we all know that the vast majority of overweight people are actually overweight because they “eat too many pies” There are exceptions to every rule, this exception being a medical condition.
The equation is quite simple, eat less crap and get off your ar$e and you’ll lose weight, there’s nothing complicated about it 😉

However, medical conditions usually have a prescription AND advice on how to get the weight off and keep it off.
An ex niece of mine has no Thyroid. She takes a tab every day of her life and can eat no crap. When she does eat crap, say like at a 3 day music festival, she piles it on…..but then a few days diet and it’s off again.

I don’t know of a medical condition that causes fat which cannot be controlled by drugs/diet or both. If there is, I’d like to know.

BTW, I’m not fat but I eat loads of garbage.

mod edit.

But I do eat more good stuff than garbage. Chops and 6 veg. plus mash tonight. And gravy. And wine. And mustard and apple sauce (Home made).
For afters I had most of a large bar of Kraft Dairy milk.

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No one is interested in your dinner menu old shape. Stick to the topic and watch what you type.

February 15, 2010 at 10:02 pm in reply to: General Discussion #328574

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Perhaps I should have said the manner in which you say things rather than sarcasm. Even though I don’t always agree, I don’t doubt for a second you have reasons for feeling the way you do.

Anyway, yes, beer. Speaking of which, off me and my bass go to the local pub jam session. 🙂

It’s me Northern training.

Jam session, on a Bass?
Dum dum dum dum dum thrum thrum tum tum (Repeat x 300)

Only kiddin. ish.

February 15, 2010 at 10:02 pm in reply to: The 'Northern Ireland' Thread #1907599

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Perhaps I should have said the manner in which you say things rather than sarcasm. Even though I don’t always agree, I don’t doubt for a second you have reasons for feeling the way you do.

Anyway, yes, beer. Speaking of which, off me and my bass go to the local pub jam session. 🙂

It’s me Northern training.

Jam session, on a Bass?
Dum dum dum dum dum thrum thrum tum tum (Repeat x 300)

Only kiddin. ish.

February 15, 2010 at 9:29 pm in reply to: General Discussion #328584

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Too much bed and not enough sleep is always a good thing.

February 15, 2010 at 9:29 pm in reply to: What made you (want to) Swear Today? #1907607

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Too much bed and not enough sleep is always a good thing.

February 15, 2010 at 9:27 pm in reply to: General Discussion #328589

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Old Shape, please, do me a favour… Stop making me laugh and spit beer out all over my new and rather expensive iMac. This isn’t the first time your sarcasm has made me do this and I’m not impressed.

Thankyou.

😀

Beer, when there isn’t even footy or sex on TV?

Oh, hangon, Mens Downhill?

If only it was Sarcasm.
I support the British troops/Mi5/6/7/shadow in whatever they do. We are trained enough to do it properly and for a proper cause.

My Army mate and his mate (From the 80’s) shot the letterbox killer in NI. Killer was on a roof trying to getaway, his Sarg spotted him, told him to bring him down. That many bullets hit him, his body went UP the pitch of the roof. Cool. The murdering scum killer had taken out about 7 soldiers if I recall.

February 15, 2010 at 9:27 pm in reply to: The 'Northern Ireland' Thread #1907614

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Old Shape, please, do me a favour… Stop making me laugh and spit beer out all over my new and rather expensive iMac. This isn’t the first time your sarcasm has made me do this and I’m not impressed.

Thankyou.

😀

Beer, when there isn’t even footy or sex on TV?

Oh, hangon, Mens Downhill?

If only it was Sarcasm.
I support the British troops/Mi5/6/7/shadow in whatever they do. We are trained enough to do it properly and for a proper cause.

My Army mate and his mate (From the 80’s) shot the letterbox killer in NI. Killer was on a roof trying to getaway, his Sarg spotted him, told him to bring him down. That many bullets hit him, his body went UP the pitch of the roof. Cool. The murdering scum killer had taken out about 7 soldiers if I recall.

February 15, 2010 at 9:21 pm in reply to: General Discussion #328623

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What an ugly vache.

February 15, 2010 at 9:21 pm in reply to: Batten down the hatches..she's coming #1907627

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What an ugly vache.
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