What else needs to be said…….

Farsands of ’em.

How do you qualify to be a survivor?

Is there a certain radius within which you are classed as a survivor, and outside of which you were merely a resident of Japan at the time the bomb fell?

Moggy

Ha ha ha, yeah. I bet he’s dined out on that for many a year.

Mustn’t speak ill of the dead though, he was possibly a civvy and thus didn’t take part in the torture etc.

Quite weird really, aren’t you? :p

Paul

Try it or you’ll never know.

Marmalade and cheese sarnies for supper tonight. Fantastic.

Quorn is the best vegetarian products. Nothing bad with it, I use a quorn product every night with vegetables. If not then, pasta or vegetable curry or other Indian vegetarian products 😀

Quorn tastes like blank paper. It’s as much use as a blokes nipple.
You may as well cut out the middle man and throw it straight down the bog.
However, I can understand how veggies need to be reminded that meat is the correct food for the human race. But, toleration of all tastes is quite perfik.

I have no Religon faith or whatever, and i like a good joke.
Everyone should be able to laugh at themselves.
I do however have a discrimination switch in my head which enables me not to poke fun at anyone in any way that would cause them offence be it to their Religion , Race or gender.

Instead of the rude Asian stories how about the rude anyone on the planet stories .We are all as bad as each other .Every country has opinions,derogatry remarks about foreingners to their own Religion,Race,Gender or Country ,we are not unique

So do I (Off Switch). But I will never stop telling jokes about ALL the usual subjects…race, Irish, Welsh, Septics, stills, etc. I EXPECT them to be returning it.
I do not do totally sick jokes about kids though.

I reckon you are wrong.
Little Britain would be a much more appropriate title for the UK rather than Great Britain, with the myth that that title perpetuates.
Once upon a time that title was appropriate, sadly it no longer is, and will never be again unless the British populance and thus politicans wake up to the reality of being a small group of islands located off the coast of Europe. There are three very clear choices for Britain; 1) fully partner with and particiapte in Europe, with all the scary “federalism” (whatever is scary about that is beyond me!) that brings, 2) become a vassel state of a declining country located a couple of thousand km’s to the West or 3) become totally irrelevant.

100% agree.

I not quite sure what Spitfireman and Rocketeer are getting at – I’m probably too innocent – but I reckon the first two were (a) Marmite (b) Boddingtons.
Anywhere close ?

Nowhere near. I ADORE Marmite, it’s even nice on Weetabix as a biscuity snack. Also good on Pringles. Limited edition Marmite made from the spols of Guinness was fantastic. The Champagne one however was an epic fail.

Boddies is superb, or it was when it was at Strangeways brewery.