…Bob is available for bookings through the summer season at a theatre near you, and open to offers of pantomime work :D:D

I’ve got it. You won’t enjoy it at all RH…:diablo:

Thread wander I know, but the Tobacco one always creases me! If in the pub someone’s gone outside for a smoke and someone else asks where they’ve gone, I usually respond with ‘he/she has gone outside to stick some burning leaves in their mouth’ 😀

Eew!!:eek:

And just remember, it’s accelerator, brake, accelerator, brake…!

I only (re)discovered my Newhart tape (yes, tape) last weekend! 😀

You do get the odd one trying to leap onto the trailer’s undercarriage around the Alnwick area, attempting to get back across the border…:diablo:

Mwahahahaha!!! :p;)

I’ll have a time machine to shift me ahead a fortnight then…:D

…actually scrub that- I’d miss Waddington 🙁