Originally posted by Ren Frew
Since we became the city of culture, the ladies of the night have gone upmarket, they even accept plastic these days !

Not quite sure how the swipe the card though?:p

Awww yeuch !!! 😀

Originally posted by Nermal
All these answers and no one mentioned bouncey-bouncey!:rolleyes: – Nermal

I’m married , wedding cake is a hyper contraceptive , 2 bites of that and you can forget bouncy – bouncy until she starts feeling broody again .

Originally posted by Ren Frew
Feck all !

Apparently now that Mrs Ren is in Sydney I should have posted the crimbo stuff weeks ago ?

Bugger it and pass me a humbug !:mad:

Wow Ren , that gives you spare cash for those Glasgow ladies of the night down at the Bus Station , class chicks !!

Originally posted by DazDaMan
Pirates of the Caribbean on DVD, a few CDs, and a Tigger nightie.

Tigger. Why did it have to be Tigger??

Obviously your a Tiger in bed big man !!!!!!!!!! 😀

Do they smell , I hate fishy smells ?? 🙂

Big claws !! , looks quite happy for a dead thing . Are they tasty ??, never had the nerve to order it in a restaurant , I prefer stuff you don’t have to kick the pish out of before eating .:D

I’m not convinced , this will be some Lowestoft initiation ceremony , they ask you to break up a Lobster – and the barstard latches onto your arm and bites you , THEN the Lobster wakes up and jumps on you.:D

Is that fugging thing dead ?? , it’s looking at me ??