Who do you know who would be daft enough to want to do that? Ejections are only slightly less violent than the crash you are avoiding! Rgds Cking
Agreed! Why the heck would anyone want to do that?
Back in the day when ejection seats were first introduced into the RAF, there was a traveling ejection simulator on a trailer. The contraption had an almost vertical rail with a real ejection seat attached.
A pilot sat in the seat in full gear, pulled the blind/handle over his face, the cartridge went off and shot the seat to the top of the rail.
I recall it happening so fast that there was no sensation of shooting up. One moment I was at the bottom, BANG, then at the top.
Like many others, I had a backache afterwards, and they soon discontinued the practice, presumably due to injuries. I wouldn’t be surprised if some pilots were permanently injured.
….The book said the starboard engine had to be cut and the prop feathered first……the 11 did not have the air scoops down the side, they only appeared on the 12/14….
Thanks for refreshing my memory. Just checked my Pilots Notes and indeed feathering the starboard prop was recommended on the NF36. Oddly enough, no mention is made of disconnecting the stick, nor is the T-shaped toggle shown on the cockpit diagram.
Just checked my NF14 Notes which recommends diving over either side but warns to retract dive brakes first – otherwise I guess you’d end up with minced aircrew. 🙁
[QUOTE=bazv;1859114]…I know this has probably been posted before…/QUOTE]
Thanks, bazy, I hadn’t seen it so quite interesting, even though the commentary sounds incredibly corny to the point of nausea these days.:eek:
Cannot recall offhand anyone bailing out from the Mossie NF36, but people certainly bailed out of Meteor NFs. The best story is the crew from Linton? in late 1951 or early 52, who ran short of fuel at night, and bailed out….
Thanks, Peter, I had thought that if anyone knew the answer, you would. My own NF11 near escape also happened at Linton when fog rolled in during daytime and we were down to 10/10 fuel when we finally got down, so would have had to bail out if we hadn’t spotted the runway at the last minute. Can’t remember ever being briefed on a the best side to bail from but I remember planning to climb steeply and exit at the stall point.
As for the NF36, the worst part was having to wait for the navrad to exit first (my guy was rather plump and needed a helping foot on the rear to boost him through the inadequate door), then having to pull a toggle to disconnect the stick so it flopped forward to allow pilot to get legs out. The mind boggled at having to do all this at night, maybe with the aircraft out of control.
I remember several NF36 fatal crashes but never a bail out.
Spruce Goose
Here are a couple of shots I took in 2005 showing its humungous size.


…. they gave us a glider to shoot at…..
That would be one of these, with a 25′ wingspan. We tested them at FWS in the hope that they could be used with radar-ranging gunsights rather than the usual 30′ flags, and of course they also looked more realistic.
Trouble was they were more expensive and when damaged could do more harm if they came apart or broke away when returning to base over the heads of the general population.
They also took time and trouble to takeoff and land.
When landing them, the Meteor tow pilot had to be talked down (preferably not onto the runway in use) by someone in the the tower or caravan and then he dropped the towline at the appropriate moment. This sometimes resulted in the landed glider running fast and unpredictably across the airfield. I saw one hit a hut full of workmen on a tea break – they shot out of the door like ants out of a nest but were unharmed.
Another time I was talked down short of the runway and the tow line ended up across a main railway, resulting in trains being delayed while a railway crew arrived to clear the line – they wouldn’t let the RAF do it.
We also used these gliders to demonstrate air-to-air shooting to pilots taking the Pilot Attack Instructor (PAI) course. The pupils were bused out to the coast range and then watched as a couple of us instructors, using operational ammo, shot down the glider (stuffed with fuel-soaked rags) as it was being towed past.
The idea was to see it go down in flames in front of the awe-stricken pupils but these demos rarely went as planned.
I never saw a glider actually catch fire despite the use of incendiary and tracer rounds, and sometimes it took several passes before the glider showed any effect, which left the watchers less than impressed. Lots of fun for all, though!

…. they gave us a glider to shoot at…..
That would be one of these, with a 25′ wingspan. We tested them at FWS in the hope that they could be used with radar-ranging gunsights rather than the usual 30′ flags, and of course they also looked more realistic.
Trouble was they were more expensive and when damaged could do more harm if they came apart or broke away when returning to base over the heads of the general population.
They also took time and trouble to takeoff and land.
When landing them, the Meteor tow pilot had to be talked down (preferably not onto the runway in use) by someone in the the tower or caravan and then he dropped the towline at the appropriate moment. This sometimes resulted in the landed glider running fast and unpredictably across the airfield. I saw one hit a hut full of workmen on a tea break – they shot out of the door like ants out of a nest but were unharmed.
Another time I was talked down short of the runway and the tow line ended up across a main railway, resulting in trains being delayed while a railway crew arrived to clear the line – they wouldn’t let the RAF do it.
We also used these gliders to demonstrate air-to-air shooting to pilots taking the Pilot Attack Instructor (PAI) course. The pupils were bused out to the coast range and then watched as a couple of us instructors, using operational ammo, shot down the glider (stuffed with fuel-soaked rags) as it was being towed past.
The idea was to see it go down in flames in front of the awe-stricken pupils but these demos rarely went as planned.
I never saw a glider actually catch fire despite the use of incendiary and tracer rounds, and sometimes it took several passes before the glider showed any effect, which left the watchers less than impressed. Lots of fun for all, though!

Just joined this forum and spotted this interesting thread on Skegness airfield.
As a young RAF pilot in the early 1950’s I went for a holiday to Butlins, met a delightful young lady there and decided to impress her with a plane ride at Skegness, which was certainly not a busy airfield in those days.
After going for a check ride with a rather sceptical Auster owner, I was allowed to rent it then took my friend up for an hour.
My main memory of that flight was how rough the field was and how many fresh cowpats there were all over it. The Auster was liberally splattered underneath, which really didn’t please my passenger, but since she must now be a grandmother I hope she can smile at the memory.:)
Air to ground at night
Air to ground at night in a Mozzie NF?? I Can’t imagine what that must have been like and I’m glad were certainly never required to practice it! It was very rare that our squadron ever did any air-to-air live practice in the NF versions of either Mozzies or Meteors.
After all, they mainly designed to creep up behind the enemy at night and shoot at close range, not do any high quarter attacks in daylight. The guns and gunsights were adequate for stern attacks, but we were still practicing outdated WWII tactics even though our aircraft performance was virtually useless against the actual Russian threats of the day.
….As a navrad I could only sit there, alternately moaning and criticising
Actually I never heard a navrad complaining while in the air, and I was always amazed at the trust they had in us pilots, and how they would never say a word against them – at least in public. This despite the fact that some pilots were definitely sub-par and scared the hell out of me on the rare occasions I had to fly with them on check rides or as a passenger.
I have always believed this was a case of navrads just having to reassure themselves that their pilots could do no wrong, otherwise they’d end up gibbering in fear if they really thought about it. What do you think, Peter?
Re the difference in accuracy between the Mossie and the Meteor NF. I don’t think it really differed, the variance between pilots abilities was greater than that between the two aircraft…
I have just lucked onto this forum and have been reading your posts with great interest, Peter, as we seem to have been contemporaries. I went through 228 UCU Leeming in Jan 1950 as a pilot, where I teamed up with Sgt. George Jane, my navrad. We then joined 264 Sqdn. at Linton, which was still flying Mosquito NF36s.
Re gunnery, I was later posted as an instructor at Fighter Weapons School, Leconfield in the 1950s and soon joined the Trials Flight there, where we carried out numerous trials of gunsights, targets and techniques etc. I flew most marks of Meteor during that time, plus various marks of the fighters of that era – e.g. Hunter, Vampire, F86 Sabre and Venom.
I won’t nitpick your comments on gunnery of that era, apart from saying that the Meteor NFs were definitely poor performers in air-to-air gunnery for various technical reasons, regardless of pilot, particularly when compared to the Meteor F8.