Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk:
– Cinnamon
– Indubitably
– Innovative
– Preliminary
– Proliferation
Things that are VEWY difficult to say when you’re dwunk:
– British Constitution
– Loquacious
– Transubstantiate
– Passive-aggressive disorder
– Specificity
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk:
– Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
– Nope, no more booze for me.
– Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
– Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
– Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.
– You’re right; I can’t jump over that table.
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