Yes I will send the forms for you to sign.Please remit the £4360 admin charge with you completed paperwork.As you seem to be in the know,how much is being spent paying BAE Systems by the MOD for a contract they can’t get out of for Nimrod spares? I have heard the above several times now from workers in Filton and I would like to know if has any credence.

I lost two fence panels and one post. Now back up by the builder I have used for years £140 cash no VAT. Sorry Osbourne that’s £28 you don,t get.(unless my bloke wants to declare it)
Yes I am old and disabled so Its a job I can no longer do myself.
Sandbags are 1% efficient so its a waste of time anyway so you would be wasting your money Moggy. Have a Google and read it for yourself. Boarding doors and airbricks are a better defence but that dosn’t stop groundwater and your downstairs thunderbox flooding you!

If it keeps raining it will be back in its element soon!

And lost livelihoods Charlie?

It was a skeleton bob I think Lizzy has a bit of meat on her bones.
That aside bloody well done to her!

Well all I can say is I care deeply for those on the Somerset levels who have to make a living there. Those people who deliberately buy a house on a flood plain I am also sorry for but perhaps they should have enquired a bit further before parting with there cash. I have no sympathy for the knobs on the Thames whose houses run down to the river to their cruisers. Still its Toryland so I suppose things might take on more urgency because of that.(I noticed on the news last night they have a private blue light emergency service in attendance!)

On a lighter note. Scotland could leave the UK and Cornwall is just about ready to be an Island so they wont have to take us “Grockles” money much longer!

Zoo,definition in the Oxford Dictionary

” an establishment which maintains a collection of wild animals, typically in a park or gardens, for study, conservation, or display to the public.”
The Giraffe,killed then cut up in public and fed to the Lions equals conservation in your book then?

Lions “an establishment which maintains a collection of wild animals”. Even the daftest F**kwit know Lions are wild.
As far as I know Longleat has neatly sidestepped being called a Zoo but a Safari Park so perhaps the rich could go on a big game shoot there!

Mattcooke I agree I also like Giraffes and that was bang out of order. I despair of the human race sometimes and think this world would be a better place without us. Lets face it we are hardly improving it!!

Ah! That explains all those nice Russian girls looking for a home :love-struck:

Any link? The Latvian ones I imported seem to have run away!