Here you go Jim your new sig
“There is no such thing as a solution, just a problem!”
Since our PM exchange last week I have thought about the matter and unfortunately the only answer that Moggy has not come up with would probably end up in incarceration if it went t*ts up!

Still here in your corner.

Paul

Alan thank god I am a newcomer to the South West as well me babby!

I thought it was known as the “Shagbat” keeping the “S” prefix and bat is a flighty thing.

Pretty boring anyway charlie well if it keeps him happy!

As trumper says and add I would continue to physically restrain the intruder until the Ambulance service turned up(well at my age I would not want him to have another go at me)

So you had to trawl through the net back ten years to find that. Don’t forget if you go back a couple more generations you will find a Bomber Command Pilot who called his dog N*gger! I suppose you would call him a bloody fascist as well!

Looks about two and a half Jack Russells so five feet is about right(I am excluding tails in my calculations!)