Why is this so important to you? :confused:

No, you f*****g well can’t!!! 😮

well if im in an apartment ill be fine

Oh well, that’s OK then isn’t it? :rolleyes:

lol there funny i seen it on the news it was fue aswell

Yes – it must be really side-splitting when a few million locusts come along, eat all your crops and deprive you of your livelihood.

Imagine the fun you can have trying to work out how you’ll feed and clothe your family over the coming year.

Prat……… :rolleyes:

Don’t worry about the photographer, Tom. So long as he wasn’t making noises like a greengrocer’s, he’ll have been OK. 😉

Somehow I doubt that you’d get the chance to say very much at all before they carted you off to Guantanamo Bay or somewhere equally appalling.

Yes – you can imagine trying to explain that one away at JFK immigration, can’t you? 😮

And I just realised, they want back home on my birthday

We’ll file that under “Hints: Subtle”, shall we? 😉