If he’s in his sixties and never been married … (not implying anything ) he’d want them ironed i would think!!

Yes,he’s a bachelor – that is,a man who’s missed his chance to make some poor woman’s life a misery.

But if you really need a chav,look no further than where I live – it’s Chavsville, UK. Seriously though guys, what WAS the best present you ever got ?

These songs cheer you two up ?! What do you listen to when you feel really miserable ?

A typically British gift? Hmm… A good dose of alcoholism followed by a broken nose? Or am I just being cynical again? 😀

Paul

Yes,you are.But these days it’s usually the right attitude.

Apparently even the gap between the sodding train and the platform is too big in England and wouldn’t be allowed in Oz. I told him we somehow manage to cope with these giant leaps for mankind without whingeing. He can iron his own wrinkled underpants before I strangle him with them.

I’m just doing my Australian guest’s laundry.Can anyone settle a question of etiquette for me ? Underpants – iron or don’t iron ? Hubby says don’t iron but I don’t want my guest thinking we Brits have low standards when it comes to undies.He’s already told me everything under the bloody sun is better in Oz.

Only 29 ? You don’t know you’re born,mate ! I’ll be clocking up 38 years next month and yes,I do know you get less time for murder.Multi tasking is easy.We learnt it in the caves while we were watching the kids,frying the woolly mammoth chops and stencilling a nice frieze on the walls . You poor saps would have been outside trying to bring down a sabre tooth tiger with a catapult and missing.

I wish my daughter was as sophisticated as you.I went to see Feeder with her once and went deaf for a week.No chance of you meeting up with her at Download this summer then ?