It’s so obvious,he was blessed by a goddess when he was eight … I know i’m religious but even I don’t believe that one.
Paul’s quite right about some people’s weight gain being not of their own making. I’ve been running around like a bluebottle in the six weeks since my parents got put into hospital/nursing home. Has this made me lose weight ? Au contraire,I’m putting it on like there’s no tomorrow. There’s no justice.

Here’s a link :

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100429/twl-man-survives-without-food-for-70-yea-3fd0ae9.html

Tobacco Road by The Nashville Teens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4wBr2wdE9U&feature=related

Mr.Bee’s female colleague who passed on some really personal information about a mutual male colleague and some little blue pills.
All the time she was telling him this she was saying how appalled she was that something so private should become common knowledge. It doesn’t seem to have occurred to her to keep her own trap shut.

Mr.Bee treated me to a trip to a specialist aviation bookshop.
Money changed hands and now I’ve got a load of new flying-boat books.
Mmmmm, nice.

Intro and Outro by The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bxv_HLwT7U&feature=related

Turn Turn Turn by The Byrds,

R.I.P. dear Charlotte, aged only 27.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHvf20Y6eoM

Nice to see that,in the good old British tradition,in 1938 a Mr. Peter Kent proposed having a special harpoon gun made to attack the monster –

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1268995/Revealed-The-secret-plot-protect-Loch-Ness-Monster.html

I’m still intrigued. Why do people think it’s a female monster ?