One of the greatest comedy lines ever,from the Steptoe and Son episode where Harold partitions the living-room,leaving the TV screen divided.
Harold – ” I think you’ll find I have the law of contract on my side.”
Albert – “I’ve got the knobs on my side.”

Love all the people,a collection of letters,lyrics and routines by the late American comrdian Bill Hicks.
A massive talent and an inspirational human being,snuffed out by cancer at the age of thirty-two.

Going out and finding the weather actually feels mild for the first time this year.

Seeing a paperback I bought for £2 in a charity shop last week for sale in another charity shop today for 75p.Life can be so cruel.

My Mum worked there for a time during the war as a WAAF Morse slip reader.
It’s a bit difficult getting details out of her now at the age of 86,but she remembers working very long shifts where toilet breaks were forbidden.She’s also convinced that the long hours she spent doing that work must have contributed to her developing MS in her forties.

John Kongos from 1971.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=056Qdo_cmCM

The iron packed up.
Mr.Bee says he’ll treat me to a new one.
Why is it that a man can’t understand that the words “iron” and “treat” can’t ever appear in the same sentence ?

Moggy’s description is spot on.I travelled up to London by train on Monday,having to stand for thirty of the forty minutes it took,squashed up against some tall young chap’s rucksack ( what on earth have they got in there ?) Nobody offered me,a little old lady,a seat,and I had to stick my MP3 player in my ears to blot out the sound of a trio of teenage boys describing their sexual conquests.
Every MP should be required to travel by second class only to see what it’s like for the rest of us.