How about…
Elvis isn’t dead, he works in the local chippy
George Bush is actually intelligent
Cherie Blair is attractive
MoggyC loves eggbeaters so much he’s going to trade his Colt in for one…
~Ducking under the desk before Moggy throws someone at me~ :p
But seriously, I do get the point you are making here Moggy, some of the rumours that keep re-appearing do get a bit tiresome.
Ashley