😀

*sets video recorder*

Much obliged!

BARNOWL

Yeah I saw the Monmouth under 18 ‘Syncronised Getting Thrown Out Of Pubs’ team in action last night. They were littering the pavement like no-ones business. I laugh at them, though, because so many have no tact in that situation. An example from last night:

15 year old boy: “A pint of Fosters- just finished my exams!”
Barmaid: *looks unimpressed* “Which exams were these then?”
Boy: “My G…. urm… A levels”
Barmaid: “Well thats weird as MY last A level was three weeks ago and the only exams that finished today are the GCSE’s. Any ID?”
Boy: “Oh no, I must have left it in the car.”
Barmaid: “Yeah… your mummy’s car. *Calls bouncer over* Out you go, and your mates.”

Father Ted: How many times do we have to go through this, Dougal? *holds up a toy cow* THIS cow, is very small. *Points outside into the field* THOSE cows are far away.

I’ve never laughed so much in my life- even when Wales beat England and I won £100.

*strangles Holty then self*

Note to self:

Next time you got to Aussieland, stay in the bloody aircraft- it’s got air-con. The country however, doesn’t.

BARNOWL

Guess who has been painting white walls and window frames for 8 hours in this heat?

In case you havn’t guessed, it was I.

BARNOWL

What about Argentinian pilots during Falkland’s war. They almost kick Margaret’s ass!!

…but got owned by the FAA and RAF.