Sorry to hear that Jon, went through all that myself a number of years ago, know the stress…………….:(

…..should have gone to Specsavers……:)

I used to work in bird control ……………However you needed to be very aware of displacement and in some cases the act of scaring birds at the wrong time could cause an accident.

What is wrong in using your ‘last resort’ method on them??

(check post before uploading)

That will teach me to read what I write before I post!!!:D

…..I know a bloke who’s got a gyrocopter………………..

, the bus was (is) at the South Pole.

…err, wasn’t that Jeremy Clarkson…….

Probably explains the B25 on the moon.

Moggy

Thought it was a London bus?