Anyone you want to get even with? Kill them the week before.

In fact, you could take out a massive loan for all them things you want.

Look on the bright side mate, at least you can book that holiday for next year – you’ll survive long enough to take it, but won’t need to worry about being able to afford it long term.

Tuesday, August 16, 2039.

Best I throw a big birthday bash for my daughter on the 14th, her birthday.

Maybe the food and drink from that will kill me?

My life will go ‘BINGO!@ at Clickety-Click!

Of course, if I give up the smoking, i’ll get an extension until Wednesday, January 9, 2047. But it’ll probably seem a lot bleeding longer!

Just found this in the ORB:

11/6/40. The escort and escorted aircraft left today for Orleans and the three sections spent the night in Orleans. Three new pilots were posted to the squadron from No. 600 Squadron, they are:- P/O Curchin, P/O Miller and Sergeant Feary. None are trained. There was an accident in Flying Officer Drummond-Hay’s aircraft today. The incendiary ammunition exploded in the feed chute of no. 1 port Browning gun causing damage to the tank; there was no material damage to the Port Mainplane. There has been no previous instance of this curious defect, it is suggested that spontaneous combustion of the incendiary composition may have been caused by the heat of the sun. Squadrons have been permitted to experiment with back-view mirrors around the cockpit. The Squadron has obtained an experimental fitting to one aircraft; this consists of tear drops on either side of the hood – these tear drops are made of perspex and each contains a mirror which is held in by suction. The effect at present seems very good.

Stayed there when I was in the TA a few times. Part of my basic was from there (did it mostly at Bassinbourn). Love the buildings. I have a feeling that my great grandfather (16th Lancers, 1909-1914) stayed there for s while too.

Tastes absolutely gorgeous. Beautiful. better than a big tasty!

Look, that was drowned in fresh water and boiled in June. It was then chilled for a day, and finally eaten. Its shell was binned in pieces, it’s flesh was washed down with Sauvignon, in pieces, split between two people, it was dissolved in hut acid, and finally **** back into the sea via a cfew miles of pipes.

IF IT AIN’T BLEEDING DEAD, THEN NOR IS BLEEDING CHURCHILL!