Of course it’s dead. Thats why it’s that colour. Theyre blueish when they ain’t dead and boiled.

I caught the cockles and ussels in the freezer section of the fish market. The rest I caught in my nets one morning. Apart from the lemons of course.

Ahh, the Cavalry barracks… many’s the time….and perhaps my grandfather too…. almost certainly my great-grandfather…..ah yes….and Blackadder.

Umm, BBMF at Flixton when I first got back into it.

Janie and Big Beautiful Doll, Janie’s first time at Legends. They seriously wiped the floor with all other displays.

That’ll do. Need to think. Head hurts!

That’s original Steve. Make sure you know the right sizes, and buy something practical that she can wear when she’s doing the ironing.

Bought my wife a necklace made of bones (from me) and some earrings made of bones (from my daughter) with a credit from work (I got 25% discount – it was £13. That’s a bag of nuts and a beer.) I bought some paper for a quid (bloody rip off. Make her iron it and store it I will). and had the whole lot sorted in no time.

I would have bought her more, but as we forked out a ton on a deep fat fryer (stainlss steel and dishwasher washable) for ourselves, the deal was to spend a fiver each only. I’m not really a tightwad! Besides, there’s still the alcohol and cheese to buy.

Don’t worry about it Adam – most of us know it isn’t you. Fact is, all the Hellier crowd come on, start stirring you up etc. IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT. We know that – anyone with half a brain knows it. And yes, I’ve seen you and Hellaid V4 online at the same time, so I know that you aren’t him (or her). You aren’t the nobhead causing trouble, so don’t feel bad about it.

You still got good enough grades for college though – what are you studying?

Triangle. I’m a monster smash with that.

Stimulation, fame and adoration presumably.