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  • in reply to: War jokes #1994293
    Snapper
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    “Interested to find out your Half greek! too bad you have the weak strain (british) holding you back!”

    Only 1/8 Greek (great grandmother, Maternal side). Its the weakest link bar the Albanian eighth.

    And I am NOT British – I’m English. I have no link to the Welsh, the Scottish or the Ulster boys thank you very much.

    What’s the national bird of Iraq?

    DUCK!

    in reply to: General Discussion #429695
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    “Interested to find out your Half greek! too bad you have the weak strain (british) holding you back!”

    Only 1/8 Greek (great grandmother, Maternal side). Its the weakest link bar the Albanian eighth.

    And I am NOT British – I’m English. I have no link to the Welsh, the Scottish or the Ulster boys thank you very much.

    What’s the national bird of Iraq?

    DUCK!

    in reply to: General Discussion #429758
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    It’s been in terminal decline since forty thieves stole all the flying carpets.

    in reply to: Baghdad Airport captured??? #1994311
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    It’s been in terminal decline since forty thieves stole all the flying carpets.

    in reply to: War jokes #1994341
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    LMAO. Thats the best one you’ve posted so far. Thanks for stooping to our moronic and cretinous level.

    I’m part Greek, but I am PROUD to say i’m English.

    Now, I think that some of the personal remarks made about Adonis have gone WAY too far. He has a different opinion, that is all. Time out, take five, whatever.

    Just Behave.

    in reply to: General Discussion #429800
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    LMAO. Thats the best one you’ve posted so far. Thanks for stooping to our moronic and cretinous level.

    I’m part Greek, but I am PROUD to say i’m English.

    Now, I think that some of the personal remarks made about Adonis have gone WAY too far. He has a different opinion, that is all. Time out, take five, whatever.

    Just Behave.

    in reply to: TFC Mossie riddle solved – and boy am I pleased! #2085358
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    Thanks Alexis – at least somebody realised! LOL. I only wish it were true. One Mossie would be a good deal, as would ten Mustangs, for a Typhoon.

    But its true though, we are spoilt with Mossies, relatively speaking. We have ONE bloody Typhoon left, a late one, and it would be nice, would it not, to hear a different engine and see a different aircraft to normal, no? Whats a Mossie, after all? Two Merlins attached to a wardrobe. You know its true.

    Of course both were war winners (Neilly, SIT!) “it’s a little unfair to compare both aircraft as you have”. I KNOW! Thats the whole point – when was the last thread we had that was this detailed and passionate? Devils advocate I am. Even if the Tiffy WAS undoubtedly the best.

    Hehe. Back to the blast pen.

    in reply to: General Discussion #369587
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    “If we’re going to be pedantic , Margaret Thatcher has a beard too!!! “

    Not anatomivcally correct. She’s undergone a face lift.

    in reply to: George Galloway #1955585
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    “If we’re going to be pedantic , Margaret Thatcher has a beard too!!! “

    Not anatomivcally correct. She’s undergone a face lift.

    in reply to: Duxford May Show Participants #2085372
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    “And I hate Harrier displays, and will somebody tell them that bowing to the crowd isn’t clever any more?”

    Thats why I shot down the one that tried it in my town.

    in reply to: General Discussion #369598
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    “Believe me it doesn’t represent the feelings of French people towards the British people.
    Each nation has to live with his own stupids !!!”

    We believe you, don’t worry.

    What can one possibly say?

    in reply to: British war graves #1955597
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    “Believe me it doesn’t represent the feelings of French people towards the British people.
    Each nation has to live with his own stupids !!!”

    We believe you, don’t worry.

    What can one possibly say?

    in reply to: General Discussion #369701
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    Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
    A: A refund.

    Q: How do you get 30 British pilots into a telephone box?
    A: Tell them it’s safer than a Tornado

    Q. Why is Saddam Hussein unable to make a withdrawal?
    A. Because all the cashpoints in Baghdad have been bombed.

    George Bush, Jacques Chirac, and Saddam Hussein are sitting in a bar, drinking and bragging.
    GB: If I stand on the Statue of Liberty I can see all of New York below me.
    JC: No big deal. If I stand on the Eiffel tower I can see all of Paris below me.
    SH: So what? If I stand on my chair I can also see all of Baghdad below me…

    in reply to: War jokes #1955646
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    Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
    A: A refund.

    Q: How do you get 30 British pilots into a telephone box?
    A: Tell them it’s safer than a Tornado

    Q. Why is Saddam Hussein unable to make a withdrawal?
    A. Because all the cashpoints in Baghdad have been bombed.

    George Bush, Jacques Chirac, and Saddam Hussein are sitting in a bar, drinking and bragging.
    GB: If I stand on the Statue of Liberty I can see all of New York below me.
    JC: No big deal. If I stand on the Eiffel tower I can see all of Paris below me.
    SH: So what? If I stand on my chair I can also see all of Baghdad below me…

    in reply to: General Discussion #369784
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    I can’t see how a Greek can judge on whether war is funny or not. Seeing as they are never there.

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