Truth be told we (men) generally need them more than they need us. They can pick and choose and make the rules. Good, innit. – Nermal

I don’t think, under the circumstances, that is a very helpful remark when you ununderstand why he hasn’t been here.
I’d like to think that I am basically honest and trustworthy. You can tell that from my face… – Nermal

No, the bloke runs one race a year; he avoids the usual procedures by telling the authorities that he trains in one country by training elsewhere – on this occasion he was supposed to be in Chicago but was actually in Greece – and it looks like he has dragged the woman into it. – Nermal

Can image their response to 9/11:
Two airliners crashed into the World Trade Centre, New York, but these irresponsible noisy contraptions could just as easily have nose-dived into the Kings Arms pub, quite possibly wiping out the War Memorial and making it difficult for some elderly residents to use the Post Office without a long detour. As a result the bus service would have to be delayed for at least 10 minutes so that the driver could reposition the request stop sign, depending on how far the devastation extends along the High Street.
Live in the real world, man.

😀 😀 😀
Having seen the trail of death and destruction on TV that air support caused in Iraq, can we really trust the US military forces not to bomb the community centre should they suspect that there might be some terrorists hiding there? This would be bound to be followed up by a swarm of noisy helicopters depositing troops searching for snipers in the church spire and could lead to militants from the Womens Institute hiding pipe bombs in the recreation grounds flowerbeds. Please sign the petition against American B52 bombers using Headcorn noise-odrome… :rolleyes: – Nermal

No fluffy clouds and angels waiting on you hand and foot then? – Nermal

A water buffelo? – Nermal

I think Sweden changed a little later than 1965 – 1968, or something. Interesting thing is that they changed it on a friday afternoon, around 3pm or some other silly time like that. Reason was that doing it mid-day rather than from one day to the other, people would actually realise the change had happened in stead of waking up, forgetting they now had to drive on the other side of the road…

I heard that the crossover was staggered – cars went over one day, trucks, lorries and public service vehicles went over a week later…;):D:D:D – Nermal

I think the belief is that you put some dried garden clippings in there, roll it up, then (gents only) hang it from your lower lip… – Nermal