I’ve taken his!

Bhuwahahahaaa!

Namewise, i think SOC should apply for gettin the title.

As for runner-up, i think Brandon Behan (sp?) is a decent candidate. Not too many playwrites who liked to get drunk during performances of their own plays, then starting to comment on the actors and directing during the performances…

And Shane McGowan. Of course.

Melt, hands, mouth?

Since when has Winona Ryder ever been appreciated for the lines in the script she got?

If there was ever one actress who was destined to provide visual compensation for otherwise horrible movies, it was Winona Ryder.

Bang a little more often, and you won’t need that padded surface any longer.

You can beat those evil cushions, just be persistant!

This was the only time people actually confirmed my bed walked away from the wall it was put against.

Apart from that, i had a lot of fun in school the next day drawing cartoons about people getting ‘shocks’ for one reason or the other…

I’d like to renounce the previous announcements as our benign Great Leader has protected our security once more. Nothing has ever happened, nor has anything ever appeared to happen at any one point in recent history.

Now if you please walk on, there’s nothing to see here.

I experienced a 5.7 quake in which my bed started walking away from the wall (with me in it) and my collection of empty beer bottles perished in a night somewhere in April 1992, and a 4.x one in an early morning in 1992 in which i woke up annoyed knowing i had to go to work because of it…