Next time the cat shows up to do this, take out your schlong and show him who’s the bigger pisser on your drive. He will understand! 😎

Actually, you’re half right. I assume that the zoo isn’t handy, so pee on your own drive. If there is a chance you could be seen, pee in a bucket and throw it on the drive…. If the cat persists, then a water pistol (100litre megablaster maybe) squirted at it for a couple of days will do the trick. You say you see this cat actually doing it…..that is the time to disturb the pest…..in mid grunge. It will make the whole experience (For the cat) an unhappy one and it won’t come back there. If you scare it off before its back gets arched in mid grunge, it will come back.

The cat pellets do not work after a few days, or one day if it rains. And the smell of them is not that good (Although better than catcrap). Also, you need to handle those pellets with old gloves, or the stuff stays on your skin for 5 days (Human shedding period).

Well, I got a lot of stuff last Saturday in the 50% off, and then get to the till (On some items) and got another 50% off. I got some toys, a DVD, a bog brush & holder (Don’t ask) for 25% of the marked price. Lots of other stuff was the standard 10/20/30% off as per ticket.

I’ve always liked Woolies and will miss them. (Although I never used the pick and mix because having foodstuffs open to the public is just an invite for nose pickings/dandruff/scabs/general dirt and “Stuff on hands”.

but why should the UK forces have to continue over there…as we keep saying its americas war on terror…were just assisting

We are only assisting because we don’t have enough manpower and kit to run the job. IMO the best combination is US firepower with British management of theatre, but that isn’t the case so we do seem to be an assist.

The troops I know (Mainly para’s in 1 and 2 reg.) are all of the same mind, of course they don’t want to die but they love the job and treat death as an occupational hazard.

I’d have nuked them years ago. Not big nukes, just Hiroshima sized.

I can take any music apart from grunge. And light opera (Although I do recognise the talent it takes to sing it).
My Mp3 has Beatles, Motown, Willy Orbit (Old stuff and new dance stuff), DJ Tiesto, 5 more “Clubmix” albums, Creedence CR, Blues Brothers soundtrack (The proper one not the 2000 insult), Stones, Dylan, Allman Brothers, Genesis, The Who….Quadrophenia of course, plus Tommy and all the hits, Bryan Adams, Dire Straits, Elvis, Bob Marley,Pink Floyd, Muse, Simple Minds, Talking Heads, Smiths, Roxy Music, Police/Sting, Sailor and finally, The greatest speaches of Winston Churchill.
The album collection has lots of classical and other stuff too….mainly the obvious stuff like Strauss/Chike/Beethoven/Royal Marines band.

We can’t give up on the hunt for Bin Liner, he must be found and killed along with all his assistants. Never forget 9/11 and all the other cowardly attacks.

I’m going to argue with mesen here.
I detest X factor……but the winners of it are usually all talented. 2nd placers too.
But good talent is also lost on the way whilst terrifyingly awful acts are kept in because a lot of voters are thick, and fall for the sympathy angle etc.

Si Cow and the Irishman know what they are talking about, it’s their bread and butter and have become very rich in knowing what they are talking about.
Cole and Minogue are very nice to look at, it doesnt matter what they say.

As for Alex, yes, she is perhaps the most promising winner so far.

“From this day, till the ending of the world, we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.

For he who today, sheds his blood with me, shall be my brother”.

Not really from a film as such but from “Band of Brothers”.

That was possibly said, at the time. Is a film quote actually a film quote if it was actually said in real life?
If so, then Kenneth Brannagh quoting Colonel Tim Collins in “Ten days to War” should be included
…….”We go to liberate not to conquer. We will not fly our flags in their country. We are entering Iraq to free a people and the only flag which will be flown in that ancient land is their own. Show respect for them.
There are some who are alive at this moment who will not be alive shortly. Those who do not wish to go on that journey, we will not send. As for the others I expect you to rock their world. Wipe them out if that is what they choose. But if you are ferocious in battle remember to be magnanimous in victory.

Iraq is steeped in history. It is the site of the Garden of Eden, of the Great Flood and the birthplace of Abraham. Tread lightly there. You will see things that no man could pay to see and you will have to go a long way to find a more decent, generous and upright people than the Iraqis. You will be embarrassed by their hospitality even though they have nothing. Don’t treat them as refugees for they are in their own country. Their children will be poor, in years to come they will know that the light of liberation in their lives was brought by you………….and so on.

And of course, the American counter was “When the President sez go, it’s hammer time!”

We are indeed seperated by a common language!!

Handy against trolls, I believe. :diablo:

Other people aren’t in the same world 🙂

…Back to the bread, it was OK in the soup…but it took minutes to soak in LoL.