In my view these “replicas”, especially the 3/4 scale jobs look dreadful. Little more than aviation equivalents of the boy racer who glues a spoiler onto the back of his Nova to pretend its something it isn’t. Have to say I’m with Italian Harvard on this one…

Paper round at 13 delivering the local freebie Stourbridge news for £3.97 a week! Then summer jobs while I was at University – warehouseman, postman and loading trucks. Got my first proper job within two months of leaving Uni in 1999 and one move later am still in the same line of work.

Disagree with Andy in Beds about the reporters and TV presenters bit, but here are my gripes…

1. Cyclists. Self-righteous irritants. Pay no road tax or insurance. The worst are the Guardianistas who have child seats and child trailers in tow.
2. People who say “could of” instead of “could have”
3. Shop assistants/customer services calling me “mate” and not “sir”
4. Chavs. Ill-bred vermin. Round ’em up and shoot the lot of ’em.
5. “Urban” music. It’s just noise.
6. Buffoons who think they know how to do my job better than I do.
7. Reality TV shows. Enough already!
8. People who say “enough already”
9. People who dawdle up to traffic lights. Commit to the lights, you b*stards.
10. Old people driving Nissan Micras and Rover 200s.

“Baby’s arm holding an orange” is a variation on that one…

“Going for a Tom Tit” is a fine phrase as is calling someone a “Gareth Hunt”… 😀

Strangle Kojak

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Shamlessly nicked from Chris Finch in the Office, but “Pump-action yoghurt rifle” always makes me laugh…

I believe lonely men often “make the bald man cry” 😀

Is that accessible from “Cadbury Avenue”?