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  • in reply to: my rant for the day. #1955367
    danohagan
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    Ideas? Do what I used to do. Get blind drunk. Go to a seedy, tacky nightclub. Drink further. Go outside at chucking-out time and try and pick up “the 2.30 dregs”. Guaranteed some action!

    in reply to: Worst (clean) jokes ever – what's yours? #1955372
    danohagan
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    This one only works in a Norfolk accent… (and you need to know that’s there are towns called Loddon and Beccles…)

    Word is that Osama Bin Laden’s been spotted in Norfolk. A local copper is assigned to stop every car he sees in case the Al Qaida mastermind is in one of them.

    First car he stops – he asks the driver … “You Bin Laden?”

    Driver replies – “No, I bin Beccles”

    😀 😀

    I apologise to non-East Anglians in advance…

    in reply to: worst car? whats your oppinions. #1955382
    danohagan
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    Fair point – people do tell me that riding a motorcycle’s a tremendous thrill, but personally (and with a family motorcycle tragedy in the past), its a risk I don’t intend exposing myself to.

    Safe ridings to those who do though!:)

    in reply to: A few more 'deathly dull side on static shots'…. #1386328
    danohagan
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    Lovely pics. Photos of warbirds are NEVER dull! Amazing how incongrous they look in civilian colours!

    in reply to: Vintage Fighters FG-1D BuNo 67070 flies! #1386396
    danohagan
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    Congratulations. Certainly a lovely-looking machine!

    in reply to: Favourite movie character #1955397
    danohagan
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    Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters is a great comic character.

    in reply to: Local info required #1955398
    danohagan
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    People in Southwold can afford better weather, apparently! 😀 😀

    in reply to: Local info required #1955407
    danohagan
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    Think it’s time for a forum Adnams meet up then…..

    Southwold’s especially nice at this time of year! 😀

    in reply to: Local info required #1955420
    danohagan
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    Adnams territory!

    Mmmmm!

    in reply to: worst car? whats your oppinions. #1955430
    danohagan
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    Sorry to hear of those deaths, but I’ve seen an awful lot of motorcyclists on narrow country lanes round here driving as if they’re in the Isle of Man TT. There are bad motorcyclists, just as there are bad drivers.

    in reply to: Favourite movie character #1955440
    danohagan
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    Quint’s a legend in my house too!

    “You all know me. You all know what I do for a livin'”

    Big fan of Indiana Jones myself, and James Bond in the Roger Moore incarnation…

    All time favourite is Sergeant Foley in An Officer and a Gentleman. Just awesome…

    “Only two things come from Oklahoma. Steers and queers. Now which one are you boy, cos I see no horns”

    in reply to: worst car? whats your oppinions. #1955451
    danohagan
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    Two wheels bad. Four wheels good. 😀

    in reply to: worst car? whats your oppinions. #1955461
    danohagan
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    Yes, but motorcycles are deathtraps. No way on God’s earth would I ride one.

    in reply to: Worst (clean) jokes ever – what's yours? #1955542
    danohagan
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    Why has Edward Woodward got so many D’s in his name?

    Cos otherwise he’d be Ewar Woowar… 🙂 😀

    in reply to: my rant for the day. #1955551
    danohagan
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    Shaved your palms recently, Dan?

    I daren’t. My eyesight’s not what it was.

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