I reckon I stood next to The Most Annoying Man Ever at Coltishall a couple of weeks back. Jabbering on to no-one in particular, with his hair dyed bright red and wearing a jacket like the Castrol GTX one Alan Partridge wears to the funeral in one episode. I don’t recall specifics about what he was saying, just that everything he said was wrong, and there was much sniggering among the rest of the enthusiasts…