they haven’t underestimated thier market
the truth is they don’t care about loosing the 600 quid
thier marketers look at the lifetime value of the customer
ok they lost 600 quid in one case but worked on percentages and how many extra customers are lured in the losses are a drop in the ocean compared to thier possible gains
as big supermarkets strategies are to entice you there every week
even a shopper spending 30 quid a week will soon recoup the 600 quid
times that by the amount they brainwash to shop there every week
and it soon becomes a win win situation
tesco are not the size of company they are by having dumbasses run it
in fact they are very smart !!
the above info came from an asda area manager/trainer , hell they even employ top psychologists to monitor employee and shoppers behavior !!
don’t ever think for one second supermarkets even loose a penny !!
they haven’t underestimated thier market
the truth is they don’t care about loosing the 600 quid
thier marketers look at the lifetime value of the customer
ok they lost 600 quid in one case but worked on percentages and how many extra customers are lured in the losses are a drop in the ocean compared to thier possible gains
as big supermarkets strategies are to entice you there every week
even a shopper spending 30 quid a week will soon recoup the 600 quid
times that by the amount they brainwash to shop there every week
and it soon becomes a win win situation
tesco are not the size of company they are by having dumbasses run it
in fact they are very smart !!
the above info came from an asda area manager/trainer , hell they even employ top psychologists to monitor employee and shoppers behavior !!
don’t ever think for one second supermarkets even loose a penny !!
when asked if you want a ” piece ” in scotland
the correct answer isn’t no thanks i’d like all of it !!
when asked if you want a ” piece ” in scotland
the correct answer isn’t no thanks i’d like all of it !!
two irish builders sat down for dinner break one says to the other
” what have you got for dinner ??? “
his mate says ” nothing it’s my first month and i haven’t been paid yet !”
first chap says ” here have one of mine !”
he says ” thanks for that !” and takes the first bite , whereupon he goes green spits out and says ” that’s awful paddy ! what the feck is on it ?? “
” crab paste !” says mick
” where the hell did you get it ?? ” asks paddy
mick replies ” boots chemist !”
two irish builders sat down for dinner break one says to the other
” what have you got for dinner ??? “
his mate says ” nothing it’s my first month and i haven’t been paid yet !”
first chap says ” here have one of mine !”
he says ” thanks for that !” and takes the first bite , whereupon he goes green spits out and says ” that’s awful paddy ! what the feck is on it ?? “
” crab paste !” says mick
” where the hell did you get it ?? ” asks paddy
mick replies ” boots chemist !”
what do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette ???
artificial intelligence !!
what do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette ???
artificial intelligence !!
two blondes walk into a building !!
you’d have thaugh one of them would have spotted it !!
two blondes walk into a building !!
you’d have thaugh one of them would have spotted it !!
a man fell down the stairs whilst hoovering and got the attatchment stuck up his a**e .
his mate phoned the hospital to see how he was
the doctors recconed he was picking up loveley !!
a man fell down the stairs whilst hoovering and got the attatchment stuck up his a**e .
his mate phoned the hospital to see how he was
the doctors recconed he was picking up loveley !!
Feel free to delete if it’s a step too far (I like my humour a bit dark – and stupid :o)…
What’s orange and can’t go through a revolving door?
Judith Chalmers with a javelin in her head
david dikinson for double top !!!!:diablo:
Feel free to delete if it’s a step too far (I like my humour a bit dark – and stupid :o)…
What’s orange and can’t go through a revolving door?
Judith Chalmers with a javelin in her head
david dikinson for double top !!!!:diablo:
i was bored and did some photoshopping today
credit crunch airlines
