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  • in reply to: General Discussion #344597
    tornado64
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    they haven’t underestimated thier market

    the truth is they don’t care about loosing the 600 quid

    thier marketers look at the lifetime value of the customer

    ok they lost 600 quid in one case but worked on percentages and how many extra customers are lured in the losses are a drop in the ocean compared to thier possible gains

    as big supermarkets strategies are to entice you there every week

    even a shopper spending 30 quid a week will soon recoup the 600 quid

    times that by the amount they brainwash to shop there every week

    and it soon becomes a win win situation

    tesco are not the size of company they are by having dumbasses run it

    in fact they are very smart !!

    the above info came from an asda area manager/trainer , hell they even employ top psychologists to monitor employee and shoppers behavior !!

    don’t ever think for one second supermarkets even loose a penny !!

    in reply to: Underestimated market, again! #1874453
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    they haven’t underestimated thier market

    the truth is they don’t care about loosing the 600 quid

    thier marketers look at the lifetime value of the customer

    ok they lost 600 quid in one case but worked on percentages and how many extra customers are lured in the losses are a drop in the ocean compared to thier possible gains

    as big supermarkets strategies are to entice you there every week

    even a shopper spending 30 quid a week will soon recoup the 600 quid

    times that by the amount they brainwash to shop there every week

    and it soon becomes a win win situation

    tesco are not the size of company they are by having dumbasses run it

    in fact they are very smart !!

    the above info came from an asda area manager/trainer , hell they even employ top psychologists to monitor employee and shoppers behavior !!

    don’t ever think for one second supermarkets even loose a penny !!

    in reply to: General Discussion #345547
    tornado64
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    when asked if you want a ” piece ” in scotland

    the correct answer isn’t no thanks i’d like all of it !!

    in reply to: Words!! #1875019
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    when asked if you want a ” piece ” in scotland

    the correct answer isn’t no thanks i’d like all of it !!

    in reply to: General Discussion #345550
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    two irish builders sat down for dinner break one says to the other

    ” what have you got for dinner ??? “

    his mate says ” nothing it’s my first month and i haven’t been paid yet !”

    first chap says ” here have one of mine !”

    he says ” thanks for that !” and takes the first bite , whereupon he goes green spits out and says ” that’s awful paddy ! what the feck is on it ?? “

    ” crab paste !” says mick

    ” where the hell did you get it ?? ” asks paddy

    mick replies ” boots chemist !”

    in reply to: JOKES!!! #1875021
    tornado64
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    two irish builders sat down for dinner break one says to the other

    ” what have you got for dinner ??? “

    his mate says ” nothing it’s my first month and i haven’t been paid yet !”

    first chap says ” here have one of mine !”

    he says ” thanks for that !” and takes the first bite , whereupon he goes green spits out and says ” that’s awful paddy ! what the feck is on it ?? “

    ” crab paste !” says mick

    ” where the hell did you get it ?? ” asks paddy

    mick replies ” boots chemist !”

    in reply to: General Discussion #345556
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    what do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette ???

    artificial intelligence !!

    in reply to: JOKES!!! #1875027
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    what do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette ???

    artificial intelligence !!

    in reply to: General Discussion #345560
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    two blondes walk into a building !!

    you’d have thaugh one of them would have spotted it !!

    in reply to: JOKES!!! #1875032
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    two blondes walk into a building !!

    you’d have thaugh one of them would have spotted it !!

    in reply to: General Discussion #346164
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    a man fell down the stairs whilst hoovering and got the attatchment stuck up his a**e .

    his mate phoned the hospital to see how he was

    the doctors recconed he was picking up loveley !!

    in reply to: JOKES!!! #1875391
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    a man fell down the stairs whilst hoovering and got the attatchment stuck up his a**e .

    his mate phoned the hospital to see how he was

    the doctors recconed he was picking up loveley !!

    in reply to: General Discussion #346193
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    Feel free to delete if it’s a step too far (I like my humour a bit dark – and stupid :o)…

    What’s orange and can’t go through a revolving door?

    Judith Chalmers with a javelin in her head

    david dikinson for double top !!!!:diablo:

    in reply to: JOKES!!! #1875437
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    Feel free to delete if it’s a step too far (I like my humour a bit dark – and stupid :o)…

    What’s orange and can’t go through a revolving door?

    Judith Chalmers with a javelin in her head

    david dikinson for double top !!!!:diablo:

    in reply to: General Discussion #346195
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    i was bored and did some photoshopping today

    credit crunch airlines

    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5145/5549292891_f5981320dc_z.jpg

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