blonde in mcdonalds jumps up excitedly shouting

” i’ve won a motorhome iv’e won a motorhome !! “

the young waiter walks over and says

” could you sit down please madam and stop causing a scene , it says win a bagel !! “

On the plus side the current government is doing all they can to get us out of debt, not that there will be anything left of a country by the time they’ve finished. Give it a few more years and the RAF will consist of one Chipmunk and and couple of Wessex that will have been overlooked by all the other cost saving exercises.

do you honestly think they will have that much left ???

i think we’ll be playing fantasy air forces down the pub or virtual airforces in internet cafe’s

one cause !!

we tried so hard for multi culturalism we lost our own culture/identity along the way

i see it every day we now have white kids whose roots are wholely british that think they are jamaican

asians et all that think they are british yet either don’t want to fit in or find it difficult

then our own that don’t like getting on with thier neighbours

be it wales , scotland , england or ireland

then a previous government preaching about how good multiculturalism is for the country

when i come out of the pub at night i can find a kebab , a curry , mexican , chinese , thai , italian etc etc but woe betide me if i wanted to find a good fish and chip shop

we sold anything decent the country had off to foreign countries

whilst those that did it are living very niceley in those paradise countries having fled from here years ago

those that are working and leaving school now need university degrees for burger flipping and shelf stacking as any jobs they could have gone into have been sold off abroad

business brains have been non existant for many years i worked at an aerospace engineering company that was showing chinese students how processes were done ( dumb or what ??? )

as a very qualified engineer i once knew did , he did a job very regularly for a company that braught in good money

they turned round and said ” can you show one of our lads how you do it ?? “

his reply was ” no i’ll take it home and do it !!”

so the company was clever and said ” o.k. we’ll find someone else who can do it !! “”

he said ” o.k. no problem you know my number !!”

the next week they phoned to ask if he could do them

o.k he said ” the price has doubled !”

” why ?? ” they asked

” because now i know i’m the only one that can drag your a*se out of the s**t !! “

he never got the problem again

but the problem is we told the world how to do it

then stood there baffled when we were undercut and put out of business

to stay alive you have to have commerce we simply import more than we export and an ecconomy cannot run like that forever

a lot say we do well in the luxury goods market

but i fail to see how

you may sell one item for a thousand pounds

but sureley better business is to sell twenty items at one hundred pounds

basicaly the problems are we have let crooks and lunatics run the country for far too many years

Watch it buddy I could sue you for being ageist!! L.O.L.

Lincoln. 7
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well you’ll never get a job with country file !!

all it would have took was a knock on the door he may well have helped.

still funny though i love watching when folks lose it !!

only one for me life on mars and ashes to ashes

brilliant writing brilliant music

and when some original manchester/salford C.I.D. were interviewed they were asked if gene hunts charachter was over exagerated

the reply ” no if anything he was a lot softer and more polite than we actualy were ! “

i lived there at that time period and can vouch they were not lying !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYeNuCTf_PE

To be honest, an editor going over your posts would be a really great idea. You know, for stuff like grammar, interpunction, spelling.

tell it to the hand cos the face aint listening !!!

I’m afraid you’ve really thrown away any chance of being taken seriously with that statement. You have absolutely no idea how much contempt the van driver would have shown a blind pedestrian and it’s highly unlikely that a blind pedestrian would have hurtled up to his van and hammered on the side of it.

My ignore list just grew.

for what it’s worth this exact accident type is rated as number 6 on U.S. solicitors bike accident claims

it is known as the right hook

in practicaly every case the car driver was responsible

the advice given is exactly the same as over here

the cyclist has every right to use as much of the lane as is deemed necessary for safety

( as the cyclist did on the video )