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  • in reply to: General Discussion #318146
    Deano
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    Yes Steve, not only old, but male. There’s no fun flying Qantas from the UK to Oz I can tell ya 😉

    in reply to: Best Aviation Jokes #1901588
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    Yes Steve, not only old, but male. There’s no fun flying Qantas from the UK to Oz I can tell ya 😉

    in reply to: Varsity Express? #576628
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    Come on chaps, I’ve enough cleaning up to do as it is, can we redirect the comments away from the legality of each other’s posts (That’s our job) and concentrate on the topic. Because you’ll all moan at me when I do clean it up. 😉

    in reply to: General Discussion #319035
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    EGPH check your PMs, ta

    in reply to: The 'Northern Ireland' Thread #1902122
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    EGPH check your PMs, ta

    in reply to: freeware aircraft #220270
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    Hi Alex

    The main download sites are:

    http://www.avsim.com
    http://www.flightsim.com
    http://www.simviation.com
    http://www.fsplanet.com

    You’ll find all you will ever need there.

    Good luck

    in reply to: General Discussion #319558
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    The best thing about it, and the single most reason why it is worth watching is for all the hot Eastern European chicks on it, one could go as far as to say you could watch it with the sound muted 😉

    in reply to: Eurovision Song Contest #1902390
    Deano
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    The best thing about it, and the single most reason why it is worth watching is for all the hot Eastern European chicks on it, one could go as far as to say you could watch it with the sound muted 😉

    in reply to: General Discussion #319564
    Deano
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    Sorry Gavin, those Qantas ones are very VERY old 😉

    in reply to: Best Aviation Jokes #1902396
    Deano
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    Sorry Gavin, those Qantas ones are very VERY old 😉

    in reply to: Varsity Express? #577379
    Deano
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    Guys, all your above posts have been deleted – off topic.

    For the record Andy there is no favouritism here, not on my part, never has been and never will be.
    I have already said about a dozen times why we could not discuss Martin Halstead in the context of Alpha One. I am basically saying all posts regarding MH & A1 and the whys and wherefores of MH being behind this project is off limits for reasons I have already mentioned.

    Whilst it may look like you are being persecuted Andy this is not the case, it may appear this way because we all know in the past you have been A1 & MH’s biggest critic/cynic, rightly or wrongly.
    You can discuss MH all you want in the context of Varsity, but nothing derogatory please.

    in reply to: General Discussion #319839
    Deano
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    The Blind Pilots

    The passengers of a flight are sitting in their seats waiting for the pilots. Soon enough, two men walk in dressed in pilot suits. They are wearing black glasses. One of the two is guided by a guide dog and the other finds his way with the help of a walking stick.

    They walk into the cockpit and shut the door.

    Most passengers are laughing nervously and everyone is looking at each other with shock and fright. Some are looking for their cameras.

    A few minutes later the a engines of the aeroplane start and it speeds down the runway. It goes faster and faster but seems like it is never going to take off. the passengers look out their windows and realize that the aeroplane at the end of the runway.

    The aeroplane is now going faster and anjd most passengers realize the aeroplane will never take off and they will fall in the lake.

    Screams of the frightened passengers fill the aeroplane, but at that exact moment, the plane takes off nicely, without a problem. The passengers relax, smile thinking this was all a bad joke.

    A few minutes later the incident is forgotten.

    In the cockpit, the pilots searches the dashboard, finds the automatic pilot button and turns it on. He then says to the co pilot.

    ” You know what really worries me?”
    ” No” says the other pilot.
    ” One of these days, they’re going to scream too late and were all going to die…”

    😀

    in reply to: Best Aviation Jokes #1902572
    Deano
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    The Blind Pilots

    The passengers of a flight are sitting in their seats waiting for the pilots. Soon enough, two men walk in dressed in pilot suits. They are wearing black glasses. One of the two is guided by a guide dog and the other finds his way with the help of a walking stick.

    They walk into the cockpit and shut the door.

    Most passengers are laughing nervously and everyone is looking at each other with shock and fright. Some are looking for their cameras.

    A few minutes later the a engines of the aeroplane start and it speeds down the runway. It goes faster and faster but seems like it is never going to take off. the passengers look out their windows and realize that the aeroplane at the end of the runway.

    The aeroplane is now going faster and anjd most passengers realize the aeroplane will never take off and they will fall in the lake.

    Screams of the frightened passengers fill the aeroplane, but at that exact moment, the plane takes off nicely, without a problem. The passengers relax, smile thinking this was all a bad joke.

    A few minutes later the incident is forgotten.

    In the cockpit, the pilots searches the dashboard, finds the automatic pilot button and turns it on. He then says to the co pilot.

    ” You know what really worries me?”
    ” No” says the other pilot.
    ” One of these days, they’re going to scream too late and were all going to die…”

    😀

    in reply to: Aircraft Landing Lights #577691
    Deano
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    The oldies are the best.

    in reply to: Aircraft Landing Lights #577888
    Deano
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    The vast majority of airline SOP is for landing lights to be on below 10,000ft, and off above 10,000ft, this is my airline’s SOP as well.

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