RE: Post a joke!
the other nite i was at work and a panda walked in to the pub, he sat at the bar and asked for a packet of crisps. “That’s 30p sir” said my boss, and she went bak off 2 work. 10 mins l8er the Panda pulls out a gun, shoots everyone and wlaks out – the boss is mystified but left it as this is a regular occurance in Bradford (only joking!!). The next nite the same happens again – he asks for a pack of crisps, starts playing with his gun and walks out, but this time my boss colors him and asks him what he thinks he’s playing at – he look up Panda in the dictonary – i’m only doing my job, so the boss does – Panda = Eats Shoots and leaves!
i know but most of mine r crude and i don’t want to offend any1 at the start!!
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