I was interested to see that my MP (Lab,majority 37)was one of 13 MPs signing an early day motion condemning the BBC for allowing the BNP a platform and so conferring on it a (quote) spurious legitimacy.
Nothing spurious about a properly registered political party,surely ?
I’m not convinced Asians would actually vote for the BNP though.

Bryan Adams – Open road.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VqqCYO3xyE&feature=related

Can’t explain by Longview.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8kNgsqWC6M&feature=related

This – man saves ducklings from ledge.Aaaaaaaah !!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8058221.stm

When we dance by Sting.
It’s SO pretty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQgvru5flsM

A pet shop owner has a talking parrot he can’t sell,because all it will say is,” **** off,you ugly ****** “.
He decides to re-train the bird.It takes 6 months,but at last the parrot is ready to sell.
A man comes into the shop to buy a parrot.He likes the look of the bird,but notices that it has a piece of string tied to each leg.
“What are they for ?” he asks the shopkeeper.
“Pull the string to make him talk”,he replies.
The man pulls the string attached to the bird’s left leg.
The parrot says,”Hello,how are you?”
He pulls the string attached to the right leg,and the parrot says,”Have a nice day”.
“That’s fantastic!”,says the man,”And what would happen if I pulled both strings at once?”
The parrot replies.
“I’d fall off the perch,you silly sod”.

My Dad,visiting my Mum in hospital this afternoon whilst I was busy elsewhere.
He toddled up to her bed as usual and gave her several smacking kisses,though her face was partially obscured by an oxygen mask she didn’t have yesterday.
He was rather alarmed to see that her hair seemed to have turned white overnight.
When a nurse passed by and sympathised about his wife’s broken leg,the penny dropped – Mum had been moved to another ward and he’d been snogging the wrong old lady.
You’d think he’d recognise his own wife after 65 years,wouldn’t you.

“Excuse me,vicar”,says a man going into a church on Sunday morning,”my bicycle’s been stolen.I wonder if you could mention in the service today just how wrong it is to steal?”
“Of course I will”,says the vicar.”As a matter of fact,I was going to preach on the ten commandments anyway”.
The vicar preaches a thundering sermon on the ten commandments,thou shalt not kill,thou shalt not steal and so on.
Later on in the week the vicar meets the man wheeling his bycycle.
“Hello,my son,”says the vicar,”I see you’ve got your bicycle back.Maybe my sermon pricked somebody’s conscience,eh ?”
“Oh no,it wasn’t that”,says the man.
“It was when you mentioned adultery I suddenly remembered where I’d left it !”