Sorry,can’t resist this :
A man returns from a fishing trip and moors his boat at his lakeside house,telling his wife he’s going for a nap as he’s been fishing all night.
The wife has no interest in fishing,but seeing the boat there she decides to row out to the middle of the lake for some peace and quiet.
she rows out,anchors the boat,and settles down with a good book,enjoying the solitude.
a water bailiff sees her there and rows out to her.
” Good morning,ma’am “,he says,” I see you are fishing.May I see your fishing licence please ?”
” But I don’t even like fishing “,she says, “and I don’t intend to “.
” But I see you have all the equipment “,says the water bailiff, ” so I’m going to write you a ticket for a hefty fine “.
” You do that “,she says, ” and I’ll sue you for sexual assault “.
” But I haven’t laid a finger on you ! “
” Maybe,but you have all the equipment “.
The water bailiff realises he can’t win,and rows away.
MORAL : Never argue with a woman who is intelligent enough to read,she will only run rings round you.
( I got this from a girlfriend who sends me lots of jokes,but sadly a lot are far too anti-men to repeat here. )
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