TV presenter ” cheats ” on glamorous TV presenter wife,but who cares ?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1250097/Tess-Daly-left-shattered-husband-Vernon-Kay-confesses-sex-texts.html

M People – Don’t look any further.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fij50Nsp0Vw

Butch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That means batting for the wrong team me lass!!!!

Butch indeed.

Calm down dear,it means ” masculine ” round these ‘ere parts.

The Cinzano ads with Leonard Rossiter and Joan Collins – it was years before Mr.Bee and I could go on an aeroplane without one of us saying , “Getting your head down sweetie ?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICmjZXf3lto

Well,it looks as though the more sceptical of you were right all along – according to this article,ALL the children still have parents.
What a sorry state of affairs in all respects.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1249280/The-child-snatchers-U-S-missionaries-accused-stealing-orphans-Haiti-quake-0-shocking-parents-dont-want-back.html

Nice bit of Sibelius – the Intermezzo from the Karelia suite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYoJ4fhMlC0&feature=related

Apparently your new flexible friend’s called Roxxxy and umpteen orders have already been placed for one.
There are also plans to make a male equivalent,to be called Rocky.I’d love to hear what sort of conversation’s going to be programmed into that one.
Old shape,I always thought you were so butch.

Slicing my finger along with a cucumber.

How on earth can you break a violin ?