Lawyers 4 U (etc)

” fell off a ladder recently, wrong sort of ladder, got £7.000 for being a kn*b and going up it even though I knew it was the wrong sort of ladder! “

” walking across the floor and tripped over some plastic strapping, got £4.500 for not looking where I was walking……….”

” Got £3.000 after putting my kitten in the microwave and it died!!! There was no warnings I could not dry my kitten this way…………..”

These compensation ads make me turn over!

Bargain ! I would think rarer than rocking horse poo 🙂

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FLYING-FLEA-AEROPLANE-WITH-TRANSPORTING-TRAILER-/300497596138?pt=UK_CPV_Aviation_SM&hash=item45f70d6eea

There is always someone who exaggerates.:mad:

“…the pilot, wrestling with the controls, managed with great skill and heroics to swerve around the hospital and school that had been built in the cleared and graded areas on Newcastle Airport. With the Captain feverously pumping the brakes, the speeding out of control Boeing plane pulled up inches short of a fluffy kitten farm at the end of the runway in a cloud of smoke and flame:eek::eek:……..”

…..something like that?

Spoke too soon!!:eek::D:D

Shifting this lot only for a fresh pile to fall….grrrrrrrrrr

What is that white stuff??

Baz

Cornwall

Cat, whilst playing with her favourite toy mouse, flicked it into the fire then ruefully watched it disappear. She has been a bit quiet since then.:(

Sorry, I have removed all posts relating to this sad incident.

You have shown me that this is not the forum for such discussion.

Baz

I haven’t seen ‘wrestling the controls’ for a while 😮