Oh……and just so Old shape doesn’t feel left out……………..

Eh?
I’d do the original, I don’t do porkers.

On the front page of a recent Brummie paper:

Recent!!!!
That picture is 25 years old. Oh, you said Brummie.

I’m sure that Ms Williams will cry herself to sleep tonight, now that the World knows that Some Bloke On The Internet doesn’t think she’s sexy. :rolleyes:

100% her loss. I’d have to be 90% drunk to offer her my services, she’s quite a minger even when dressed up. But I’d do it for England if the pay was right.

They proved that the ship down there is the Titanic.
But they could not explain a lot of other stuff that went on, like the ship that left London with a full hopper of coal (When nobody else could get it) and her cargo was wooly jumpers and clothing. She was 1st ship on the scene.

So unworldly – Bless !!

You might want to avert your eyes if you’re of a sensitive disposition.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/more-sport/tennis/2010/01/25/venus-williams-and-other-questionable-tennis-knickers-pictures-115875-21993628/

It’s actually very unsexy too.

Whichever Government was in at the time would have chosen the same path. The War was right, it’s the mismanagement of the peace that has killed the troops. Thatcher, and all her likkle yuppie offsprings would have gone in sooner and harder. The other party doesn’t count as they will never rule so their opinion is an also-ran.
We should have walked away and said F you, we’ve killed the idiot now make a real country for yourselves. But……

We need to recover money spent on the war, LGB’s are not cheap. So, we need to be in charge of the country and bleed the oil. Irag gov’t thinks it’s in charge LoL.

I posted this on another thread but it seems to fit quite well here:

One frightening thing; I went to check the ‘spare’ in a car I’d just hired the other day (yes, I am that sad!) and was shocked to find the spare-wheel-well in the boot only contained a foam holder with a electric tyre-pump in it!

I ask you…..what ******* use is that if you’ve got a flat tyre in a foreign country in the middle of the night? 😡

Personally, I don’t know why a Bentley would even have a spare tyre…..surely they just phone somebody to sort it out for them. 😀

It is the hirer’s responsibility to check the spare. Police can correct me but I think the driver can be 3 pointed for driving an illegal tyre, this includes the Spare.
And, if you know how to use the foam and pump, it works….but only upto 40mph I think. But then you have to wait while the tyre is repaired or buy another tyre.