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  • in reply to: General Discussion #340118
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    Why do Britons add ‘yeah’ to everything they say..hi my name’s John ‘yeah’..i come from London ‘yeah’..i’ve just been to a concert ‘yeah’..or is it just a cockney thing..young Jamie Oliver is the worst culprit

    Only by those at the bottom end of the bell curve. Thick as pigsh1t types. Often seen on TV fronting some band or commenting on the news about a mugging/murder/drive-by-knifing etc.

    in reply to: Pronunciation Of The Letter H #1913380
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    Why do Britons add ‘yeah’ to everything they say..hi my name’s John ‘yeah’..i come from London ‘yeah’..i’ve just been to a concert ‘yeah’..or is it just a cockney thing..young Jamie Oliver is the worst culprit

    Only by those at the bottom end of the bell curve. Thick as pigsh1t types. Often seen on TV fronting some band or commenting on the news about a mugging/murder/drive-by-knifing etc.

    in reply to: General Discussion #340119
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    Here,here!
    Always wondered if ‘production cost saver spare wheel’ would be a more honest description of those things.

    By simple mathematics, the Smaller wheel is produced 80% less than the “Normal” wheel. It will be more expensive. The difference in material cost savings is lost in the noise. Labour costs is possible a few seconds less for the smaller wheel.
    The Bentley public want more space to put the Aldi bags in the boot. That’s the driver to these pathetic small wheels.

    in reply to: Space Saver Bentley #1913382
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    Here,here!
    Always wondered if ‘production cost saver spare wheel’ would be a more honest description of those things.

    By simple mathematics, the Smaller wheel is produced 80% less than the “Normal” wheel. It will be more expensive. The difference in material cost savings is lost in the noise. Labour costs is possible a few seconds less for the smaller wheel.
    The Bentley public want more space to put the Aldi bags in the boot. That’s the driver to these pathetic small wheels.

    in reply to: General Discussion #340729
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    Are you a believer in the paranormal..what do you think??
    http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/kids-ghosts-haunt-st-marks-cemetery-in-picton/story-e6frf7l6-1225822078531

    I’ve never met a normal para.

    in reply to: Apparition?? #1913642
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    Are you a believer in the paranormal..what do you think??
    http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/kids-ghosts-haunt-st-marks-cemetery-in-picton/story-e6frf7l6-1225822078531

    I’ve never met a normal para.

    in reply to: Air France fat surcharge. #486224
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    And this weeks ‘anti-PC award’ goes to….. The same person it’s been awarded to every week for the last year…

    Only a year, damn. Presuming you mean me of course…the truthsayer.

    The French have been on form lately, with this latest Blubber tax and their delightful attitude to the Burkha they just might be dragging themselves up from being peasent farming bumble-bee eating garlic stringers. That can’t cook.:)

    in reply to: Air France fat surcharge. #486422
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    It is worth pointing out that the airline will refund chubby passengers if the flight is not full, which I think is pretty decent of them.

    If the flight isn’t full, just lift up the arm-rest and let lardy flop out. But should still be charged IMO.
    ISTR in the 70’s a special occasion where the Japs needed to send the Sumo fraternity somewhere. The MTOW of the 747 was severely impaired and they had to hire a 747 and only use 1/3rd of the seats.

    in reply to: General Discussion #340743
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    For detecting explosives?

    Only if they are very wet.:):)

    Explosives haven’t been wet since Nelson added urine from the clergy into the black powder. 10% more oomph from the drying nitrates and the French sank.

    in reply to: ‘Useless’ $40,000 British Explosives Detectors! #1913651
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    For detecting explosives?

    Only if they are very wet.:):)

    Explosives haven’t been wet since Nelson added urine from the clergy into the black powder. 10% more oomph from the drying nitrates and the French sank.

    in reply to: General Discussion #340749
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    Tony Martin did his best to correct that failing amongst the local pikey kids and got chucked into prison for his pains.

    Moggy

    The thing that let TM down was that he was bragging in the pub that “If they tried it again I’ll have my gun ready”
    Oops.

    As for revenge,
    I have always said that if anybody kills any of my loved ones, they will die at my hand, I will watch the very life drain from them. And I would wait 20 years for the right moment if necessary. Of course, the older I get the more likely it will be the unfortunately fast method of a gunshot.

    in reply to: Some really good news! #1913655
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    Tony Martin did his best to correct that failing amongst the local pikey kids and got chucked into prison for his pains.

    Moggy

    The thing that let TM down was that he was bragging in the pub that “If they tried it again I’ll have my gun ready”
    Oops.

    As for revenge,
    I have always said that if anybody kills any of my loved ones, they will die at my hand, I will watch the very life drain from them. And I would wait 20 years for the right moment if necessary. Of course, the older I get the more likely it will be the unfortunately fast method of a gunshot.

    in reply to: General Discussion #340757
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    I’ve had a bash: –

    Our Planet moves in mysterious ways
    Crust to dust leaves life crushed, for days
    People, animals in endless rot
    A Capital city, razed

    The world decides benevolence
    Air drop, ship and lorry, not getting to the hungry
    One can expect violence
    Soon, please hurry

    Downing Street responded
    Like you’d throw a dog a bone
    The people of the UK did
    What Brown tried to intone

    Thank heaven for the Yanks
    And the Aircraft built for Tanks
    The idiots want to ban it, CO2 increase
    But they shut up now it’s used in peace
    Water Is Ambrosia, it too comes in Tanks.

    Rebuild inland, start again, a whole new script
    Nurture the Babies born amidst apocalypse
    For they are strong and the future is long
    Their land has not yet slipped

    It seems a long way off, as you bury your kin
    But we will be there, no political spin
    We care, we share your pain
    But cannot truly feel it.

    in reply to: My Poem To Haiti. #1913679
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    I’ve had a bash: –

    Our Planet moves in mysterious ways
    Crust to dust leaves life crushed, for days
    People, animals in endless rot
    A Capital city, razed

    The world decides benevolence
    Air drop, ship and lorry, not getting to the hungry
    One can expect violence
    Soon, please hurry

    Downing Street responded
    Like you’d throw a dog a bone
    The people of the UK did
    What Brown tried to intone

    Thank heaven for the Yanks
    And the Aircraft built for Tanks
    The idiots want to ban it, CO2 increase
    But they shut up now it’s used in peace
    Water Is Ambrosia, it too comes in Tanks.

    Rebuild inland, start again, a whole new script
    Nurture the Babies born amidst apocalypse
    For they are strong and the future is long
    Their land has not yet slipped

    It seems a long way off, as you bury your kin
    But we will be there, no political spin
    We care, we share your pain
    But cannot truly feel it.

    in reply to: General Discussion #340765
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    The Female Pathologist on Silent Witness.

    (And I knew all along that he wasn’t a copper and was the killer) But It was initially a guess just to get the sweep going.

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