Wear those skin undies, and have your body painted like by a body art person. Go as an F-22 or something. Go as a statue! Go as a Nuke, that’ll get you in the papers.

“Burn after reading”.
This afternoon I saw this, a comical spy caper. Clooney, Malkovich and Pitt.

Malkovich looks like Victor Meldrew.

A good watch IO.

Black gloves, black boots. Stand in the Star position.
Go as the 5 of Spades.

Big rain tomorrow predicted, in fact a friend phoned me from the A9 near Dalwhinnie a couple of hours ago to say that everyone had pulled over because the rain was so heavy. 😮

There will be big floods in the South then, the ground is so dry the watter will run straight off.

Ha! Sammy the Snake is still there. If he did get out it could be quite interesting when he and the cat meet! 😀

Paul

Last week, next door’s cat came face to face with an Adder in the garden. Cat had never seen a snake, but it knew how to run away!

What a whinging set of people we are. We whinge in winter and say we want sun, we whinge in summer and say we want rain, we whinge when it rains… I have to say, personally I find the weather we’re having at the moment pretty uncomfortable. It’s crap for walking around with a camera, airports are riddled with heat haze and it’s just generally not nice. Even the very pleasant beer garden at my local isn’t all that nice out in the direct sun. I want days like we get in winter with low sun, crisp air and not a cloud in the sky, but I want the light to last longer than 4 hours!

Paul

I’ll drop my trousers then.

Ok.
This is me…
I will not be held responsible for any breakages or sudden feelings of nausia!

This was my first time in charge of a water vessel the other week in case anyone actually is interested. More Sub Lt Phillips than Admiral Nelson…. but fun.

Everybody DOWN!

Thanks to Radio 7 you can hear them all again!

I’d be fairly confident my 4 foot snake wouldn’t escape and kill a toddler. If it were an 8 foot python I’d think slightly differently.

Paul

….he says, checking the vivarium. 🙂