Do the Americans use the phrase CHAV, or do they have one of their own making ?

No, CHAV isn’t known in America…but White trash and Trailer Trash probably come the closest.

BTW, I can promise you that I was the only person in New Orleans on Remembrance Day wearing a poppy. I was asked everything from “Are you a Hare Krishna?” to some rather disturbing accusations concerning my sexual orientation.

I attended a funeral once where the gentleman had his ashes scattered in the front bunker to the 18th green at the Blue Valley Country Club. Said he could never get out of the ****er when he was alive, so what better place to spend eternity.

I kid you not…

BTW, I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to drop cremains (the politically correct term) from aircraft in the US. Still, it happens all the time.

Don’t forget the Petwood Hotel in Lincolnshire. Mike J and I had a very enjoyable lunch there (they serve a nice pint, as well), on our way to Coningsby. The hotel was used by 617 Squadron during the war as the officers mess. Good selection of aviation prints, autographs and memorabilia.

What are you implying? Big Nose!

Right, say it once more mate, just once more, and I’ll hit you so ****ing hard…

LANGUAGE!!!

Don’t worry, barnowl…they’re just jealous. And as for Hairless Joe, well he’s about as American as Black Pudding.

As a new American citizen you no longer have to worry about the English infidels. You now fall under the protection given to all Americans by our constitution…”All men, and their sheep, are created equal”

God Bless America, and punish the naughty English…

Steve
Provisional Governor of New Wales

Yea, I’ll probably be there…