Jim its not HOZZY its HORSEPIDDLE in my neck of the woods!

Being honest with you about waiting times and updating you. I was told I had been put on the waiting list for back surgery on the 29/12/2010 and told 5 months, despite chasing them several times not a peep from them.

I thought common courtesy might be a start, that would not cost anything!

Sorry Moggy but there is one word for Brown.
to get round the swear filter it sounds similar to a flat bottomed boat propelled by a Pole!

I hope you turn a blind eye to that!

Jim, I hope today went well as possible for you.

If you are in the mood for humour(you are still getting it!)

I can’t help drawing the comparison between you and a 70year old aircraft.
Forever being worked on and patched up, dragged out in the morning coughing and weazing before bursting into life to face another day!:D

Paul( waiting his turn for the knackers yard.)

Plane and simple too skint…

That and I can’t walk more than 50feet without falling over. Old age who needs it!

One has to be deeply sceptical, Linc, but perhaps a relatively detached force like the Northern Irish force – I can never remember its new Patten-name – could be entrusted to deal with it impartially.

The Police Force of Northern Ireland I think. I just hope the Met do not get the job of investigating themselves. SHUSH A MINUTE! do I hear the sound of shredders working overtime in New Scotland Yard?

Thank you Arthur you must admit I was close though!

(now wanders off embarrassed)