To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton, Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector’s Edition of two small jugs.

on the issue itself, I really cannot contain my indifference…… far more important things going on in a) my life and b) the world in general.

I bet this story will run longer in the red tops than the two tragic murders in Manchester……

This will lose something written long hand no doubt…. in Carry On Crusing, Sid James is the captain and he passes by a steward who is hesitating to go into a cabin where a honeymoon couple are awaiting breakfast.

Sid James tells him not to be nervous, on his first cruise he knew of a steward who walked in on a naked woman and without batting an eye, he said “excuse me Sir, I didn’t know you were here”, and left sparing the feelings of the lady.

Emboldened by the this, the Steward opens the door, walks in on the honeymoon couple and says “right then, which one of you two fellas has sugar in their tea”.

Its quite possible for a pilot to forget to raise things after take off as well as forgetting to lower them before landing, although the latter tends to be more expensive. Been there, done that. 😮

Undercarriage lever a bit sticky, was it, sir?

Yes, as a matter of fact,it was.

Well, I wouldn’t tell the C.O.That, sir, not if I were you. :dev2::diablo::D:rolleyes::eek:;)

It’s my girl friends birthday later this month, she told me that she wants a Spa Day.

When I give it to her I am going to tell her that it is pronounced “Spade”.:D

Cruella…..

two page e-mail today advising me on :

1) kids washing/showering routines
2) kids diet
3) kids reading matter
4) son’s school work and new year
5) daughters after school clubs

etc etc……..

two years after she moved out and two years after we started a 50/50 joint residency…… she still won’t let go…… 😡

At work today, seeing that they have seen fit to stick “Instruction” sheets on the back of the toilet cubicles to show how to use the facilities with your backside in the right place, and not carping on the floor in front of the loo or climbing onto the loo……………..

Is this what the world (or the UK ?) is coming to……

Looks like a straight to DVD/ASDA/Lidel bargin bin classic…….:rolleyes:

100 million years BC

Worst dinosaurs, poorly acted, bad script……….on a par with Apollo 18.

I believe only £200 was spent on special effects.

Dreadful.

Baz

How much of that £200 went on Rachel Welch’s costume :eek::cool:?