Hi all
I think there should be a board formed to approve Aviation Movies and I should be on it.
In support of my application I propose that there must be at least two minutes of Proper non CGI footage of aircraft (Proper real aircraft no paper mache replica rubbish) for every minute of shelias pretending to do horizontal folk dancing with the pilots.
No woosy crying crap as the pilot leaves for the front just lots of marshall band music as the brave lads Tacca Tacca with each other over the Jungle/Wheatfields/Russian step etc.
I would propose that the Government subvert funding from bleeding heart bulldust stuff like free milk etc to provide subsidies to filmakers to fund restoration of genuine warbirds to appear in the movies and train the necessary pilots etc.
The academy awards be compelled to have a “Best aviation film category” and a best warbird and pilot in a staring role etc as the major award of the night.
John Travolta should also be on the board along with DeCapria (he can make the tea) – Tom Cruise should have to sell the P51 as he’s a big headed woose.
There is lots more I could say in support of me but modesty prevents and you get the picture(Pun intended)
Regards
Cecil B DeParker
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